What a comical day on FF

I don't usually get involved with the "DDramalover" but yesterday and today she struck a nerve that I could just not let go. She is pregnant, or so she claims. When she announced it my first thought was "good for her!" Which is pretty much my thought when anyone who is TTC gets pregnant, no matter who they are. I truly don't believe she is who she says she is, or that she's even pregnant, but really I don't give a shit one way or another. That is until yesterday... there was a post about someone considering abortion due to an unexpected pregnancy that she didn't think she could handle (the baby not the pregnancy). I must admit, when I saw that I was a bit peeved. How could she say that on a board full of women suffering from infertility? Anyway, its apparent she just needed some time to think since this was unplanned for her and she was scared, she eventually said to her hubby that like it or not she was having another baby! Good for her! Well then comes a little known drama seeking person who, in so many words but not verbatim, said that she too became pregnant unexpectedly and is considering abortion. Whoa! What the fuck?! Last I heard she was trying, maybe not trying but not preventing, but definitely wanting. If that's the case then "unexpected" isn't an option to classify your pregnancy as. Of course after people started "flaming" her she changed her post which just confused the heck out of others who didn't know what was going on. The whole thing was quite ridiculous and being that I was in a funk today I figured what the hell, I'll jump in too. Watching the whole thing unfold was too much for words to describe. No, scratch that, there is one word to describe it... Sad. But not boo-hoo sad, more like fucking hilarious sad.

Another something that's sad, again with the fucking hilarious sad not boo-hoo sad, there are actually a few FF dolts still talking about my damn cake! Wow! I couldn't be more flattered. I mean here we are nearly 11 weeks later and my cake is still being talked about. A cake, that I might add, was meant as a silly and fun way of telling my husband and others that we were expecting our third child. Not a cake that was meant to be eaten. And for the love of God, who the hell hasn't put a pee stick in their mouth recently? I can't be the only woman on FF that gives her husband blow jobs on a regular basis. If so then I'll be sure to let my dearest husband know how incredibly lucky he is. Clean that penis all you want, ladies, leakage still occurs during and I'll be willing to put a weeks pay on the fact that its more than the single drop I put on that test. Bwahahaha.... looks like the jokes on you too, pee stick suckers!

No, really, in all seriousness I should be thanking each and every one of you. I was having such a crappy day and this was just what I needed. I haven't laughed this hard in weeks, nearly 11 to be exact! :wink: